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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
ukulelekatie

Anonymous asked:

what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have letters

ublock-origin answered:

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We have no letters Kathleen!

ublock-origin

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  1. some 8ish years now i reckon
  2. i have naturally acidic sweat. it's a family thing
ublock-origin

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we have already. They don't know exactly what is up with it, other than the sweat being slightly more acidic than normal and the acidic mantle being thicker and Way more acidic than normal, but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with acidosis. As far as we have tested, our family has had this since at least my great grandpa, and the guy lived to be 93 years old.

ashestoashesjc

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captain-price-unofficially

What the fuck.

naggingatlas

op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen

headspace-hotel

OP has the kind of thing that, in 7 million years or so, makes their distant descendants highly successful due to being toxic and unpalatable to predators